Don’t be jealous now. You know that YOU are the coolest wife ever right? Isn’t that what every woman wants? To be so awesome that your spouses friends give you this title. I can tell you, it is hard work. I never set out to earn this title. It just happened – but then you have to MAINTAIN, right?
So, who am I really? – you ask. I am (obviously…) a wife. Sex pot and I have been married for twelve years. More than two hands – we have moved into toes now. I am also a mother. Mouthy is our oldest son; age 10. Punk is our youngest son; age 8. We have one male of the canine variety, two of the feline and two females as well. I am a addict. Three main addictions. Food, pop and sex. I have never smoked a day in my life, nor have I done drugs. Don’t let this fool you – I am not, by any means, innocent…. but then again, who is really? We all have something we enjoy that we know we shouldn’t do, right?
Today is a day off of work. You all know what that means? That means I am working harder now than if I was at work – cleaning house, laundry, dishes, cooking, making a blog! – does it ever end?
Well, I’ll sign off for now. If you wanna chat in the comments, feel free. I like company!